What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 07:45

-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What caused the stock market to crash?
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love