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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 07:45

What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

Do you ever feel like you are doing good, but would do better if people hadn’t blamed you or even bothered you? I have gotten lonely, but I always am up to something (creating my destiny).

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is Reagan seen as the best president in the USA when he literally destroyed the American economy with trickle down system and was strongly against worker unions?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Canadians went out of their way to help Americans stranded in Canada after 9.11.2001. Why did Canadians help so much the way they did? We read that Canadians don't particularly like Americans to begin with.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What if Homelander turned out to be a good guy instead of an evil milk drinking manchild? Nobody seems to touch on this much.

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do "flat-earthers" attempt to sail around the world to prove their theory? Would this support their belief in a flat Earth?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What caused the stock market to crash?

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

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